tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35783925703668896282011-12-23T03:15:24.954-08:00Épica tragicomedia de valores humanos y/o simiosBINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.comBlogger2321100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-33661727877715872802011-12-23T02:28:00.000-08:002011-12-23T03:15:24.968-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CkdSRrwDd8Y/TvRilynUhuI/AAAAAAAAA0A/PAcjw7Km3BQ/s1600/reyes.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CkdSRrwDd8Y/TvRilynUhuI/AAAAAAAAA0A/PAcjw7Km3BQ/s400/reyes.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Venganza Bonoba está ivernando.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Culpables: entre otros, los cuatro de arriba.</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-3366172787771587280?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-20008883111218131732011-10-10T02:01:00.000-07:002011-10-10T02:01:17.009-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0iJM_X7es8M/TpKz58X9J1I/AAAAAAAAAy4/AmvpUI1x_LU/s1600/tipejos19.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0iJM_X7es8M/TpKz58X9J1I/AAAAAAAAAy4/AmvpUI1x_LU/s400/tipejos19.jpg" width="163" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Cerbonio siempre se quedaba con la boca abierta cuando hablaba su dentista.</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-2000888311121813173?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-80825517681160684082011-10-06T09:16:00.000-07:002011-10-06T09:16:49.730-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OOlHoXew5OU/To3UTBuZqXI/AAAAAAAAAy0/9WZqE0yWTMQ/s1600/cocida_lebaniega.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OOlHoXew5OU/To3UTBuZqXI/AAAAAAAAAy0/9WZqE0yWTMQ/s400/cocida_lebaniega.jpg" width="341" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">ME GUSTAS MÁS QUE UN COCIDO</span></b></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-8082551768116068408?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-24155118605854918932011-10-05T01:26:00.000-07:002011-10-05T01:26:22.220-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nE23be5ZwAo/TowUlSrWPvI/AAAAAAAAAyw/r-07wPRBL_0/s1600/autorretracto.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nE23be5ZwAo/TowUlSrWPvI/AAAAAAAAAyw/r-07wPRBL_0/s400/autorretracto.jpg" width="273" /></a></div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-2415511860585491893?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-49895233217658639102011-09-23T00:44:00.000-07:002011-09-23T00:48:49.431-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1ZRrh-F98JA" width="560"></iframe></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Un corto de&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: center;">Daniel Valencia Ibañez</div><div style="text-align: center;">Juan Alfonso Gallego Salinas</div><div style="text-align: center;">Juan Antonio Izquierdo García</div><div style="text-align: center;">Jacobo Gómez Briz</div><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-4989523321765863910?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-44083015319847222592011-09-22T05:33:00.000-07:002011-09-22T07:57:20.726-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">¡Perdido en el barullo!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-cuXhmpFVBCo/Tnsqgc2zhNI/AAAAAAAAAyg/QR_fF3eyVMo/s1600/cartel_la_cruz.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-cuXhmpFVBCo/Tnsqgc2zhNI/AAAAAAAAAyg/QR_fF3eyVMo/s400/cartel_la_cruz.jpg" width="282" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Potes, Fiestas de la Cruz 2011</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-4408301531984722259?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-42683038444381582332011-08-20T09:20:00.000-07:002011-08-20T09:20:00.384-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="text-align: right;">A veces sinforiano se quedaba callado mirando el horizonte. Nunca aprerció que la Tierra era un elipsoide.</div><br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6gO1h2s-PxY/Tk5V3n_c2_I/AAAAAAAAAyc/AY0AKRtmTw8/s1600/tipejos21.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6gO1h2s-PxY/Tk5V3n_c2_I/AAAAAAAAAyc/AY0AKRtmTw8/s400/tipejos21.jpg" width="241" /></a></div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-4268303844438158233?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-69227013239389579802011-08-19T01:46:00.001-07:002011-08-19T01:46:49.242-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ugEd6f0iF50/Tk4iy4JaivI/AAAAAAAAAyY/sBFoA90127o/s1600/pedro.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ugEd6f0iF50/Tk4iy4JaivI/AAAAAAAAAyY/sBFoA90127o/s400/pedro.jpg" width="275" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Al chucho, le gustas mucho.</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-6922701323938957980?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-35839348982237984182011-08-09T09:54:00.000-07:002011-08-09T09:56:52.082-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-AqdLtKStGx8/TkFledXafzI/AAAAAAAAAyQ/_4N1J8B31Ro/s1600/tipejos20.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-AqdLtKStGx8/TkFledXafzI/AAAAAAAAAyQ/_4N1J8B31Ro/s400/tipejos20.jpg" width="352" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">- Oiga por favor ¿Dónde está el cuarto de baño?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">- Siga por ese pasillo, tercera puerta a la derecha.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Tras cometer ese tremendo error, Gauguerico descubría, por primera vez, el amor y las sopas de ajo.</div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-3583934898223798418?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-53977246082953678342011-07-23T12:10:00.000-07:002011-07-23T12:46:06.603-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="131" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_6mHcVHSTBU/Tishxb5eLrI/AAAAAAAAAxo/V01aulP6NMI/s200/wagon.jpg" width="200" /></a><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GozNMwVR3cM/Tish02WLo3I/AAAAAAAAAxs/lcvyAF7qNPo/s1600/parto.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="126" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GozNMwVR3cM/Tish02WLo3I/AAAAAAAAAxs/lcvyAF7qNPo/s200/parto.jpg" width="200" /></a><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-k8OKw_Hv9UE/Tish3j53SWI/AAAAAAAAAxw/JZ6e7IFovMQ/s1600/ni%25C3%25B1o.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="150" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-k8OKw_Hv9UE/Tish3j53SWI/AAAAAAAAAxw/JZ6e7IFovMQ/s200/ni%25C3%25B1o.jpg" width="200" /></a><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8sypafUKUQs/Tish83PwoeI/AAAAAAAAAx0/w8LDPTmQ9jc/s1600/ni%25C3%25B1oyperro.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="171" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8sypafUKUQs/Tish83PwoeI/AAAAAAAAAx0/w8LDPTmQ9jc/s200/ni%25C3%25B1oyperro.jpg" width="200" /></a><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-U87RRKXbWWc/Tish-l6xbxI/AAAAAAAAAx4/KYBiNQs3kwI/s1600/perrocorriendo.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="129" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-U87RRKXbWWc/Tish-l6xbxI/AAAAAAAAAx4/KYBiNQs3kwI/s200/perrocorriendo.jpg" width="200" /></a><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wn4_IGF3irQ/TisiCZua7bI/AAAAAAAAAx8/d9NNzjkUngs/s1600/familia.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="136" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wn4_IGF3irQ/TisiCZua7bI/AAAAAAAAAx8/d9NNzjkUngs/s200/familia.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Mx_iwgWPa8A/TisiFXJphFI/AAAAAAAAAyA/PG3ennU71FQ/s1600/director.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Mx_iwgWPa8A/TisiFXJphFI/AAAAAAAAAyA/PG3ennU71FQ/s200/director.jpg" width="148" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><iframe frameborder="0" height="224" src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/19659503?title=0&amp;byline=0&amp;portrait=0" width="400"></iframe></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://vimeo.com/19659503">FAST FOOT de Daniel Andrés Pedrosa</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/onemanbandpictures">Daniel Andrés Pedrosa</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com/">Vimeo</a>.</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-5397724608295367834?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-85921397315987659202011-06-18T03:30:00.000-07:002011-08-09T09:56:20.685-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gqmEnYnDIPI/TfxqZJrdsDI/AAAAAAAAAwI/AZSpVsxbhHM/s1600/tipejos29.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gqmEnYnDIPI/TfxqZJrdsDI/AAAAAAAAAwI/AZSpVsxbhHM/s400/tipejos29.jpg" width="276" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Eufemia se llamaba así, y con eso está todo dicho.</div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-8592139731598765920?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-65820694364744530442011-06-14T05:22:00.000-07:002011-06-14T05:22:56.825-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vdYMQSq3d0o/TfdSUC7xXXI/AAAAAAAAAwA/XteTwHSuE0c/s1600/perris.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vdYMQSq3d0o/TfdSUC7xXXI/AAAAAAAAAwA/XteTwHSuE0c/s400/perris.jpg" width="352" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Al perro no le gusta el puerro.</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-6582069436474453044?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-34396175195383253582011-06-11T02:20:00.000-07:002011-06-11T02:20:46.331-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TYxidncSE38/TfMy-3RI3ZI/AAAAAAAAAv8/a9rWLssFKh8/s1600/tipejos31.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="212" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TYxidncSE38/TfMy-3RI3ZI/AAAAAAAAAv8/a9rWLssFKh8/s400/tipejos31.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Decrepitud, bendito tesoro.</span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-3439617519538325358?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-5962250602275665812011-06-08T07:05:00.000-07:002011-06-08T07:05:20.529-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JBznmFxNxOc/Te-Bbz5KBqI/AAAAAAAAAv0/Fo93WiWRdyw/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JBznmFxNxOc/Te-Bbz5KBqI/AAAAAAAAAv0/Fo93WiWRdyw/s400/1.jpg" width="332" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Belleza por natura hasta la sepultura</span>.</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-596225060227566581?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-2126671992596314412011-06-07T00:57:00.000-07:002011-06-07T00:57:48.396-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-H2SLhKvYnbs/Te3ZkxbRL0I/AAAAAAAAAvw/R3_UVCbda2E/s1600/tipejos28.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-H2SLhKvYnbs/Te3ZkxbRL0I/AAAAAAAAAvw/R3_UVCbda2E/s400/tipejos28.jpg" width="376" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Ursicino ya no sabía qué hacer para llamarnos la atención.</span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-212667199259631441?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-71282929351671661362011-05-28T06:58:00.000-07:002011-06-11T02:24:13.835-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lCCNY3H3zWQ/TeD_PB2ldwI/AAAAAAAAAvk/Ssx0nDhBI_U/s1600/perrus.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lCCNY3H3zWQ/TeD_PB2ldwI/AAAAAAAAAvk/Ssx0nDhBI_U/s400/perrus.jpg" width="291" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Al can le gusta el pan.</span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-7128292935167166136?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-18452868406220371862011-05-09T12:07:00.000-07:002011-05-09T12:07:22.873-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2zR-pvEHmuw/Tcg6H5HlpAI/AAAAAAAAAvY/I8NF7nsCjTU/s1600/everybodyisrockingintheusa.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2zR-pvEHmuw/Tcg6H5HlpAI/AAAAAAAAAvY/I8NF7nsCjTU/s400/everybodyisrockingintheusa.jpg" width="357" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"Mike Donovan me caía mal"</span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-1845286840622037186?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-21301699277673201582011-04-28T01:05:00.000-07:002011-05-20T04:10:37.167-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nVEJemqDR7M/TbkfA66FxuI/AAAAAAAAAvU/fX7X9eLvLZ0/s1600/izquierda_nada.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nVEJemqDR7M/TbkfA66FxuI/AAAAAAAAAvU/fX7X9eLvLZ0/s400/izquierda_nada.jpg" width="282" /></a></div><br /><br /><a href="http://www.shortfilmcorner.com/sfcfilm/filmfiche2.aspx?id=53650441">IZQUIERDA NADA</a><br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #999999; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"></span><br /><table border="1" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" id="ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder1_GridView1" rules="all" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: black; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" tabindex="1"><tbody style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"></tr><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: #eeeeee;">Réalisateur</span></td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: #eeeeee;">Mariña CASAIS</span></td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"></td></tr><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: #eeeeee;">Scénariste</span></td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: #eeeeee;">Mariña CASAIS</span></td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"></td></tr><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: #eeeeee;">Directeur de la photographie</span></td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: #eeeeee;">Julia DÍAZ</span></td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"></td></tr><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; 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border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: #eeeeee;">Interprète</span></td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: #eeeeee;">Robbie JONES</span></td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"></td></tr><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: #eeeeee;">Interprète</span></td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: #eeeeee;">Luis DÍEZ</span></td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"></td></tr><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: #eeeeee;">Producteur</span></td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3;">Escuela de Cine de Alcorcón</span></td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: #eeeeee;"><br /></span></td></tr><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: #eeeeee;">Animation</span></td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: #eeeeee;">Jacobo GÓMEZ BRIZ</span></td></tr></tbody></table><br /><div class="infoFicheNoborder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; display: block; height: 16px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-top: 6px; text-decoration: none;"></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-2130169927767320158?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-53269165284056694202011-04-11T04:15:00.000-07:002011-04-11T04:15:07.150-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IUBPSknwMOQ/TaLiVF_98sI/AAAAAAAAAvQ/bdj3zrFh0hs/s1600/tipejos14.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="266" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IUBPSknwMOQ/TaLiVF_98sI/AAAAAAAAAvQ/bdj3zrFh0hs/s400/tipejos14.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Estanislao is just a gigolo.</span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-5326916528405669420?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-37746759410371206822011-04-10T02:24:00.000-07:002011-04-11T00:52:48.208-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pdJ13v-B6dI/TaKzOe3UZwI/AAAAAAAAAvM/KkpSYT7fzwU/s1600/2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="303" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pdJ13v-B6dI/TaKzOe3UZwI/AAAAAAAAAvM/KkpSYT7fzwU/s400/2.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">En una época pasada, en la que los dioses eran crueles y hacían sufrir a la humanidad, apareció ella</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">&nbsp;&nbsp; - Hola buenos días -mugió poderosa-, soy la vaca Ardí, venía por lo del puesto vacante.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">&nbsp;&nbsp; - Si, hemos recibido su curriculum anteayer - dictaminó César Romero -, pero hemos visto que está usted picada al verde.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">&nbsp;&nbsp; - Sean testigos Júpiter, el más excelso y poderoso de los dioses, y luego la Tierra, el Sol y las Furias que, debajo de Tierra castigan a los muertos que fueron&nbsp;perjurios, de que jamás he puesto la cazuña sobre los verdes pastos de <i>Meseina del Campu*,</i> como<i>&nbsp;</i>mucho menos de la <i>Meseina del Encinal*</i>. Y si en algo perjurare, enviénme los dioses los muchisimos males con que castigan al que, jurando, contra ellos peca. MUUUUUUUU*</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">&nbsp;&nbsp; - El puesto es suyo.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">&nbsp;&nbsp; - ¡Gracias! - lloraba emocionada la vaca Ardí - &nbsp;pero... en esta historia... ¿Dónde está el drama?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Cesar Romero la miró fijamente a los ojos, como nunca nadie la había mirado antes y añadió:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">&nbsp;&nbsp; - En el sueldo.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">TITI TIRI TITI TIRIRIRIRI</span></i>*</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><i>NOTAS DEL TRADUCTOR:</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><i>Meseina del Campu: finca ubicada en la localidad de Mieses (Texas)</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><i>Meseina del Encinal: al igual que la anterior, finca de Mieses (Texas)</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><i>MUUUUUUUU: voz de la vaca.</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><i>TITI TIRI TITI TIRIRIRIRI: Banda sonora original. Disponible en CD y cassette.</i></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-3774675941037120682?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-18695996714281660482011-04-06T01:12:00.000-07:002011-04-06T01:12:25.924-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8qmPNuXWEWA/TZwdRp7hVKI/AAAAAAAAAvA/dcv1o3J_hCQ/s1600/tipejos13.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="318" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8qmPNuXWEWA/TZwdRp7hVKI/AAAAAAAAAvA/dcv1o3J_hCQ/s400/tipejos13.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />Declaraciones de doña Prudencia:<br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><i>"Yo también puedo ser Miss Protogalaxia."</i></span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Tras esto, y alejándose de lo prujente, añadio:</div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Chiquitán chiquititán tan tan tan</div><div style="text-align: center;">Que tun pan pan que tun pan&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: center;">que tepeteté pan pan</div><div style="text-align: center;">que tun pan que pin</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">¡Ju-já!</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-1869599671428166048?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-48375152185355007172011-04-03T04:29:00.000-07:002011-04-03T04:32:00.621-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mqe6hMECcuU/TZhTBCg5PkI/AAAAAAAAAu8/Wkx1YM5kSd4/s1600/tarari.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mqe6hMECcuU/TZhTBCg5PkI/AAAAAAAAAu8/Wkx1YM5kSd4/s400/tarari.jpg" width="243" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Aunque siempre quiso ser predicado, Vicente era sujeto.</div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-4837515218535500717?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-23328160331125403922011-03-31T12:27:00.000-07:002011-04-10T02:29:55.854-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PiZgkY_Teq0/TZTVaEB4feI/AAAAAAAAAu4/SICMQeH1glo/s1600/roedor16.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="271" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PiZgkY_Teq0/TZTVaEB4feI/AAAAAAAAAu4/SICMQeH1glo/s400/roedor16.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">El ratón de Susanita se ha hecho mayor.</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-2332816033112540392?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-87322489800966159962011-03-30T01:23:00.000-07:002011-03-30T01:23:44.544-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hd2x5e66bzM/TZLn6P9PyjI/AAAAAAAAAuw/EnetJD79zO4/s1600/_estirado_peque%25C3%25B1o%25282%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hd2x5e66bzM/TZLn6P9PyjI/AAAAAAAAAuw/EnetJD79zO4/s400/_estirado_peque%25C3%25B1o%25282%2529.jpg" width="250" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Desde que visito Venganza Bononba mi piel es mucho más suave y sedosa.</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-8732248980096615996?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-58751331474499447292011-03-29T05:27:00.000-07:002011-03-29T05:29:21.744-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KACUh0l7GNU/TZHPHtGkXKI/AAAAAAAAAus/_xvnTSOnay4/s1600/tipejos12.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="291" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KACUh0l7GNU/TZHPHtGkXKI/AAAAAAAAAus/_xvnTSOnay4/s400/tipejos12.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />- Éste eres tú.<br />- ¿Yo?<br />- No, tú.<br />- ¿Tú eres yo?<br />- Más bien yo soy tú.<br /><br />Tras lo cual:<br /><div style="text-align: center;">"Agradecida y emocionada,</div><div style="text-align: center;">solamente puedo decir:</div><div style="text-align: center;">gracias por venir"</div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Chis-Pón</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-5875133147449944729?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-3561249756134044232011-03-28T05:22:00.000-07:002011-03-28T08:56:40.543-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iuFpLBjnxC8/TZB9K-2epCI/AAAAAAAAAuo/ylQc_NF6k4g/s1600/periodicofinal1_diffuse.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iuFpLBjnxC8/TZB9K-2epCI/AAAAAAAAAuo/ylQc_NF6k4g/s400/periodicofinal1_diffuse.jpg" width="246" /></a></div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-356124975613404423?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-62232851869939201622011-03-27T05:23:00.000-07:002011-03-27T05:23:39.399-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zuTNg_S5nSc/TY8lnvW8E_I/AAAAAAAAAuk/zdUwdnh3tiE/s1600/roedor12.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zuTNg_S5nSc/TY8lnvW8E_I/AAAAAAAAAuk/zdUwdnh3tiE/s320/roedor12.jpg" width="270" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 19px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">&nbsp;</span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">チュ</span></i></span></div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-6223285186993920162?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-54648935259980632732011-03-26T10:04:00.000-07:002011-03-26T10:19:25.002-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-z1nXCo3hRgw/TY4gCuFTmoI/AAAAAAAAAug/p3felJ_EVTA/s1600/superape.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="282" src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-z1nXCo3hRgw/TY4gCuFTmoI/AAAAAAAAAug/p3felJ_EVTA/s400/superape.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-5464893525998063273?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-1190697505714761822011-03-23T06:10:00.000-07:002011-03-23T06:14:24.801-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-qjN7nh6NB3U/TYm6f2eKwzI/AAAAAAAAAuQ/JKzXH0_WQXw/s1600/tipejos11.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-qjN7nh6NB3U/TYm6f2eKwzI/AAAAAAAAAuQ/JKzXH0_WQXw/s400/tipejos11.jpg" width="328" /></a></div><br />Metodio, en la imagen adjunta, viendo <i>Saber y Ganar</i>, presentado por Jordi Hurtado.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-119069750571476182?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-72904979302422280712011-03-22T02:03:00.000-07:002011-03-22T02:03:45.253-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Doy3zPNMP78/TYhlysAHyGI/AAAAAAAAAuI/2jF6s2zrQvQ/s1600/Sin+t%25C3%25ADtulo-5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="283" src="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Doy3zPNMP78/TYhlysAHyGI/AAAAAAAAAuI/2jF6s2zrQvQ/s400/Sin+t%25C3%25ADtulo-5.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">(he estado hibernando)</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-7290497930242228071?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-83726867816724447182011-03-05T11:39:00.000-08:002011-03-05T11:39:10.409-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-7FP5mJ0zRvw/TXKRJKatzbI/AAAAAAAAAuA/8As9YXYMW8U/s1600/Sin+t%25C3%25ADtulo-2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="191" src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-7FP5mJ0zRvw/TXKRJKatzbI/AAAAAAAAAuA/8As9YXYMW8U/s400/Sin+t%25C3%25ADtulo-2.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-8372686781672444718?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-5485706988295608072011-02-23T02:12:00.000-08:002011-02-28T11:47:40.051-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RurLzzCcTE0/TWTh2BcsQDI/AAAAAAAAAt8/pnbhZQw1c6M/s1600/fotografia+%25280-00-00-00%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="220" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RurLzzCcTE0/TWTh2BcsQDI/AAAAAAAAAt8/pnbhZQw1c6M/s400/fotografia+%25280-00-00-00%2529.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 19px;"><br /></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 19px;">SMITH es un humilde pastor con dos pasiones en su vida: las cabras (profesionalmente hablando) y contactar con alienígenas. En su “Área <st1:metricconverter productid="51”" w:st="on">51”</st1:metricconverter> particular, su cabaña, y con rudimentarios métodos intenta lograr un encuentro en la tercera fase…</span><br /><br /><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">¿Hay vida en otros planetas? ¿La verdad está ahí fuera? ¿Existen los extraterrestres? ¿Escampará está tarde?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">La respuesta a ésta, y otras peguntas más, en este relato tragicómico de ciencia ficción rural… <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">AI GUANT TU BILIF</b><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 19px;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 19px;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 19px;">Y para ir abriendo boca... ¡El trailer!</span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><object class="BLOGGER-youtube-video" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" data-thumbnail-src="http://3.gvt0.com/vi/VDAPl-tYkp8/0.jpg" height="266" width="320"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VDAPl-tYkp8&fs=1&source=uds" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /><embed width="320" height="266" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VDAPl-tYkp8&fs=1&source=uds" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 19px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333;"><br /></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 19px;"></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 19px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333;">FESTIVAL&nbsp;</span><a href="http://www.granteatrocc.com/envideo/2011/index.php" style="text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">ENVIDEO</span></a><a href="http://www.granteatrocc.com/envideo/2011/index.php" style="color: black; text-decoration: none;">&nbsp;</a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333;">CÁCERES del 21 al 26 de febrero 2011</span></span></span></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 19px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #8a0b11; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold;">Lista de Cortometrajes seleccionados</span></span></div><h2 style="border-bottom-color: transparent; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #8a0b11; font-size: 15px; font: normal normal normal 18px/normal Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 19px;">Proyecciones.&nbsp;</span></h2><h3 style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #444444; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 19px;">PROGRAMA 1. 23 febrero 2011. 20h30. Filmoteca de Extremadura. Cáceres</span></h3><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><tbody style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><tr style="background-color: #999999; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;" width="5%"></td><td height="20" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;" width="45%"><strong style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">TITULO</strong></td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;" width="10%"><strong style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">rt</strong></td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;" width="40%"><strong style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">DIRECTOR</strong></td></tr><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">1.1</td><td height="20" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">08.11</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">Raúl Santos</td></tr><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">1.2</td><td height="20" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">AI GUANT TU BILIF</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">04.35</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">Daniel, Juan, Ibra y Bin</td></tr><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">1.3</td><td height="20" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">DUELO</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">20.00</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">Víctor Pedreira</td></tr><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">1.4</td><td height="20" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">EL MÉTODO JULIO</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">13.50</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">Jon Garaño</td></tr><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">1.5</td><td height="20" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">JUGANDO CON LA MUERTE</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">17.48</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">Paul Urkijo</td></tr><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">1.6</td><td height="20" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">EL CUENTO MÁS ANTIGUO DEL MUNDO</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">11.00</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">Jaime Rofes</td></tr><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">1.7</td><td height="20" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">RHODÉA</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">14.30</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">Santiago Requejo</td></tr></tbody></table><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 19px;"><br /></span></div><h3 style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #444444; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 19px;">PROGRAMA 2. 24 febrero 2011. 20h30. Filmoteca de Extremadura. Cáceres</span></h3><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><tbody style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><tr style="background-color: #999999; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;" width="5%"></td><td height="20" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;" width="45%"><strong style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">TITULO</strong></td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;" width="10%"><strong style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">rt</strong></td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;" width="40%"><strong style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">DIRECTOR</strong></td></tr><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">2.1</td><td height="20" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">TODO ES MAYBE</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">14.00</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">Asier Urbieta</td></tr><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">2.2</td><td height="20" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">ZOMBEER</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">04.18</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">Víctor Manuel Rodríguez Mayo&nbsp;</td></tr><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">2.3</td><td height="20" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">20.00</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">Manuel Marín e Ignacio Martín</td></tr><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">2.4</td><td height="20" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">LIFESTYLE FOR MEN</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">06.00</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">Boris Kozlov</td></tr><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">2.5</td><td height="20" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">FORMOL</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">15.00</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">Noelia Rodriguez Deza</td></tr><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">2.6</td><td height="20" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">LLUVIA (Sóner Records)</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">18.00</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">Jaime Vaca</td></tr><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">2.7</td><td height="20" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">HEMISFERIO</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">10.00</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">Luis M Ferrández y Alejandro Aboli</td></tr></tbody></table><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 19px;"><br /></span></div><h3 style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #444444; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 19px;">PROGRAMA 3. 25 febrero 2011. 20h30. Filmoteca de Extremadura. Cáceres</span></h3><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><tbody style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><tr style="background-color: #999999; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;" width="5%"></td><td height="20" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;" width="45%"><strong style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">TITULO</strong></td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;" width="10%"><strong style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">rt</strong></td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;" width="40%"><strong style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">DIRECTOR</strong></td></tr><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">3.1</td><td height="20" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">SIN LUPE</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">19.00</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">Mario Tardón</td></tr><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">3.2</td><td height="20" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">PERO ¿DÓNDE VAS?</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">10.00</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">José Luis Riaño Cubillos</td></tr><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">3.3</td><td height="20" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">CARTA A JULIA</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">07.00</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">David González Rúdiez</td></tr><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">3.4</td><td height="20" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">MALEGUAS</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">05.40</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">Maria Sanchez Teston</td></tr><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">3.5</td><td height="20" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">UN DIOS QUE YA NO AMPARA</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">20.00</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">Gaizka Urresti</td></tr><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">3.6</td><td height="20" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">DOS TRISTES TRES</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">05.00</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">Antonio Quiroga</td></tr><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">3.7</td><td height="20" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">AKERBELTZ, LAS BRUJAS Y EL INQUISIDOR</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">10.29</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">César Urbina Vitoria</td></tr><tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">3.8</td><td height="20" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">PICNIC</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">13.00</td><td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">Gerardo Herrero</td></tr></tbody></table></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-548570698829560807?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-68832958840036656902010-12-29T15:17:00.000-08:002010-12-29T15:17:36.268-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TRvBealQtaI/AAAAAAAAAto/5zYi3qoCHbg/s1600/plano_diffusse.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="266" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TRvBealQtaI/AAAAAAAAAto/5zYi3qoCHbg/s400/plano_diffusse.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-6883295884003665690?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-40521476864413890472010-12-23T03:26:00.000-08:002010-12-23T03:57:17.990-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">El chimpancé con el que experimentaba el doctor Frankenstein les desea</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">FELIZ NAVIDAD</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TRMw1GMhNUI/AAAAAAAAAtY/c8ODTmTz4Js/s1600/simios09.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TRM46DmiakI/AAAAAAAAAtg/1xjL2_BRJxQ/s1600/simiofrankensteinnavide%25C3%25B1o.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TRM46DmiakI/AAAAAAAAAtg/1xjL2_BRJxQ/s400/simiofrankensteinnavide%25C3%25B1o.jpg" width="360" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-4052147686441389047?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-24170700760476460502010-12-21T03:10:00.000-08:002010-12-21T03:10:22.255-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TRCKJKCjfCI/AAAAAAAAAtU/-yBeT-CvLTw/s1600/aves06.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="382" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TRCKJKCjfCI/AAAAAAAAAtU/-yBeT-CvLTw/s400/aves06.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />En la representación teatral de este año en el colegio, el pollo Domingo, y el lumiago Temístocles, escenificaron una famosa escena de <i>"Alien, el octavo pasajero"</i>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-2417070076047646050?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-66151823090455579772010-12-20T03:28:00.000-08:002010-12-20T03:28:12.061-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TQ89fMetocI/AAAAAAAAAtQ/pPPEHu-k0OU/s1600/roedor14.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TQ89fMetocI/AAAAAAAAAtQ/pPPEHu-k0OU/s400/roedor14.jpg" width="278" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Figura 1: conejillo de indias.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-6615182309045557977?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-4388495258827081032010-12-19T12:22:00.000-08:002010-12-19T12:22:35.129-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TQ5gyPXPypI/AAAAAAAAAtM/ey480C24hPg/s1600/tipejos10.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TQ5gyPXPypI/AAAAAAAAAtM/ey480C24hPg/s400/tipejos10.jpg" width="380" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: right;">Aquí donde le veis, Nemesio es fan de César Romero.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-438849525882708103?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-1956959980550874852010-12-18T18:14:00.000-08:002010-12-18T18:14:45.532-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TQ1pvQqCEfI/AAAAAAAAAtI/DNywHT-RVxE/s1600/simios08.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TQ1pvQqCEfI/AAAAAAAAAtI/DNywHT-RVxE/s400/simios08.jpg" width="291" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: right;">Bubbles Kenneth Worthington III, un adorable simio.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-195695998055087485?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-78267936240095358892010-12-16T03:06:00.000-08:002010-12-16T03:30:22.575-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TQnpT30I_qI/AAAAAAAAAtE/kNLPuMinoQQ/s1600/monstruos04.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TQnpT30I_qI/AAAAAAAAAtE/kNLPuMinoQQ/s400/monstruos04.jpg" width="333" /></a></div><div style="text-align: right;"><br />Honorato, el alegre engendro, (en la imagen adjunta, la mañana de su primera comunión, antes de ponerse el traje) &nbsp;siempre que puede, desayuna frisuelos.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-7826793624009535889?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-66514850312174566482010-12-13T02:38:00.000-08:002010-12-13T02:52:10.508-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TQXwzI2u1iI/AAAAAAAAAtA/npuKfRYtbpE/s1600/tipejos09.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TQXwzI2u1iI/AAAAAAAAAtA/npuKfRYtbpE/s400/tipejos09.jpg" width="310" /></a></div><br />- La letra A... la O... no, espera, es una Q... H, L... una... ehm... M, X, R, T.<br />- Bien, ahora cierre el ojo derecho y repítame las letras de la fila.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-6651485031217456648?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-88591948701690691662010-12-10T03:05:00.000-08:002010-12-10T03:06:21.846-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TQIIHj2ypcI/AAAAAAAAAs8/UVtFZeToOV8/s1600/roedor08.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="263" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TQIIHj2ypcI/AAAAAAAAAs8/UVtFZeToOV8/s400/roedor08.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />Liebre que bien corre, no la asan...<br /><div style="text-align: right;">... pero si encima sabe Kung-Fú, y es la más fuerte de Siam, matará a quien haga el mal.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-8859194870169069166?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-44527835498107930562010-12-09T14:59:00.001-08:002010-12-09T15:00:12.757-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TQFfQvSPFUI/AAAAAAAAAs4/s2qw3eqIG4E/s1600/simios07.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="385" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TQFfQvSPFUI/AAAAAAAAAs4/s2qw3eqIG4E/s400/simios07.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: right;"><br />Estoy hecho un auténtico homínido.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-4452783549810793056?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-51900926375344659662010-12-01T14:17:00.000-08:002010-12-01T14:17:38.703-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TPbE-R9IF1I/AAAAAAAAAsw/eIXJYCvJWlM/s1600/monstruos03.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="265" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TPbE-R9IF1I/AAAAAAAAAsw/eIXJYCvJWlM/s400/monstruos03.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: right;">Ya viene el engendro zumbón,</div><div style="text-align: right;">bailando alegre el bayón...</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-5190092637534465966?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-24176408954061861622010-11-29T02:47:00.001-08:002010-12-01T14:17:55.563-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TPOEkAeksQI/AAAAAAAAAss/tkIa6O02KNY/s1600/tipejos08.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TPOEkAeksQI/AAAAAAAAAss/tkIa6O02KNY/s400/tipejos08.jpg" width="247" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: right;">Sin embargo, Redentio, es más tipejo que tipo.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-2417640895406186162?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-17685532497565265672010-11-28T13:42:00.000-08:002010-11-28T13:42:15.813-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TPLLmqbCo4I/AAAAAAAAAso/Jaa-_jTiPoY/s1600/tipejos07.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TPLLmqbCo4I/AAAAAAAAAso/Jaa-_jTiPoY/s400/tipejos07.jpg" width="266" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: right;">Nicodemo es más tipo que tipejo.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-1768553249756526567?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-77965009391838614032010-11-27T12:08:00.000-08:002010-11-27T12:11:09.506-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TPFkt0RrVPI/AAAAAAAAAsk/MjpK1A_K_08/s1600/roedor13.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TPFkt0RrVPI/AAAAAAAAAsk/MjpK1A_K_08/s400/roedor13.jpg" width="303" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><b>LA RATITA PRESUMIDA</b></div><div style="text-align: center;">Chula y segura, hasta la sepultura.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-7796500939183861403?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-33188365615764429632010-11-26T04:01:00.000-08:002010-12-01T14:18:12.812-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TO-gCstl0MI/AAAAAAAAAsg/d-uLzg9POn0/s1600/simios06.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TO-gCstl0MI/AAAAAAAAAsg/d-uLzg9POn0/s400/simios06.jpg" width="272" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><b>MONUS OPERANDI</b></div>Aquí, el doctor Conrado, mono y neurocirujano a la vez, tras afrontar una difícil operación.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-3318836561576442963?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-43049339502859809292010-11-24T15:57:00.000-08:002010-11-24T15:57:31.741-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TO2kxa8PNDI/AAAAAAAAAsc/3sbugIl70S8/s1600/monstruos02.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="291" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TO2kxa8PNDI/AAAAAAAAAsc/3sbugIl70S8/s400/monstruos02.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: right;">Monstruo cantando villancicos.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-4304933950285980929?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-82528989459197680352010-11-23T13:50:00.000-08:002010-11-23T13:50:09.276-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TOw2sdkKKXI/AAAAAAAAAsY/6q7TldWnKfo/s1600/tipejos05.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TOw2sdkKKXI/AAAAAAAAAsY/6q7TldWnKfo/s400/tipejos05.jpg" width="250" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: right;">Vieja que baila, mucho polvo levanta.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-8252898945919768035?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-64189422287037561802010-11-22T02:53:00.000-08:002010-12-01T14:19:30.758-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TOpJ8ld4mZI/AAAAAAAAAsU/HKyAfc9Trs0/s1600/roedor11.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TOpJ8ld4mZI/AAAAAAAAAsU/HKyAfc9Trs0/s400/roedor11.jpg" width="333" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">PRESENTE DEL INDICATIVO DEL VERBO ROER, PRIMERA PERSONA</div><div style="text-align: center;">Yo roo, roigo o royo.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;">En la imágen adjunta: él ha roído (pretérito perfecto), y ha roído mucho.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-6418942228703756180?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-36793062171564685182010-11-21T13:37:00.000-08:002010-12-01T14:19:35.100-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TOmFCwTgRcI/AAAAAAAAAsM/L7TlB4JF5GY/s1600/mitos05.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TOmFCwTgRcI/AAAAAAAAAsM/L7TlB4JF5GY/s400/mitos05.jpg" width="331" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: right;">Sexy people</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-3679306217156468518?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-32181392547184673002010-11-20T17:06:00.000-08:002010-11-20T17:06:38.333-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TOhvqpvyJ6I/AAAAAAAAAsI/_jmHCXHMBQI/s1600/simios05.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TOhvqpvyJ6I/AAAAAAAAAsI/_jmHCXHMBQI/s400/simios05.jpg" width="276" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Primitivo el primate apremia el premio con prisa.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-3218139254718467300?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-62292124131524472392010-11-18T01:55:00.000-08:002010-11-18T01:55:23.111-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TOT2-tS5VwI/AAAAAAAAAsE/MMi_gKXLVz0/s1600/dinosaurios01.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TOT2-tS5VwI/AAAAAAAAAsE/MMi_gKXLVz0/s400/dinosaurios01.jpg" width="348" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">El primo de Godzilla: ¡Morzilla!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-6229212413152447239?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-92050044065640952252010-11-15T14:50:00.000-08:002010-11-15T14:50:06.391-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TOG2itRTRNI/AAAAAAAAAsA/wmUa2MTrAwQ/s1600/tipejos03.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="326" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TOG2itRTRNI/AAAAAAAAAsA/wmUa2MTrAwQ/s400/tipejos03.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Adulto aficionado al escondite inglés.</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-9205004406564095225?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-42461886132120271172010-11-14T14:38:00.000-08:002010-11-27T12:09:43.166-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TOBKoPlwSdI/AAAAAAAAAr8/JgOw1dTnWx8/s1600/roedor07.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TOBKoPlwSdI/AAAAAAAAAr8/JgOw1dTnWx8/s400/roedor07.jpg" width="175" /></a></div><br />Cuando discuten, el conejo Fidenciano y el ratón Fintano representan a<b> </b>las dos españas: uno es de nesquick y el otro de colacao.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-4246188613212027117?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-9243593569567385772010-11-12T03:27:00.000-08:002010-11-12T03:27:59.032-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TN0g0_clGOI/AAAAAAAAAr4/E6AauQ9PIGQ/s1600/mitos03.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TN0g0_clGOI/AAAAAAAAAr4/E6AauQ9PIGQ/s400/mitos03.jpg" width="193" /></a></div><br />"Si no he de inspirar amor, inspiraré temor... o si no inspiraré a Hugh Hefner como próxima playmate de playboy. Verme en sutil lencería erótica ¡Eso sí que será el horror!"<br /><div style="text-align: right;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Diálogo eliminado de <i>Frankenstein o el Moderno Prometeo.</i></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-924359356956738577?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-16278602351552560782010-11-11T10:12:00.000-08:002010-11-11T10:15:05.250-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TNwsim_Dn2I/AAAAAAAAAr0/I_MzWTHB9kE/s1600/aves05.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="278" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TNwsim_Dn2I/AAAAAAAAAr0/I_MzWTHB9kE/s400/aves05.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">CREA TU PROPIA HISTORIA</span></div><br />Eres<u> </u><i>Bertuino Cuérvez </i>un pollo de cuervo. Hoy, jueves, le comentas a tu padre el cuervo-narcotraficante-travesti que no quieres estudiar:<br /><b>"Padre no quiero estudiar porque..."</b><br /><div style="text-align: center;">¡Elige tu respuesta! </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><b>a)</b> "... soy un truhán, soy un señor", &nbsp;pasa a la página 113.<br /><b>b)</b> "...las once menos cuarto", pasa a la página 32.<br /><b>c)</b>"...me paré sobre la arena del mar, y vi subir del mar una bestia que tenía siete cabezas y diez cuernos; y en sus cuernos diez diademas; y sobre sus cabezas, un nombre blasfemo", pasa a Apocalípsis 13:1<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-1627860235155256078?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-13841930191049608112010-11-10T03:27:00.000-08:002010-11-10T04:04:57.332-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TNqBTOrmW1I/AAAAAAAAArs/Y4RKS38TznA/s1600/marinos01.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TNqBTOrmW1I/AAAAAAAAArs/Y4RKS38TznA/s400/marinos01.jpg" width="175" /></a></div><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">- ¡Medusas!</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">- Si, te duso.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-1384193019104960811?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-43895870312715627142010-11-09T08:06:00.000-08:002010-11-09T08:24:55.700-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TNlooHW0jyI/AAAAAAAAAro/MO-B9jFnTd4/s1600/tipejos02.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TNlooHW0jyI/AAAAAAAAAro/MO-B9jFnTd4/s400/tipejos02.jpg" width="386" /></a></div><br />Declaraciones de Agripino Alonso, historiador, nos habla su último descubrimiento: el <i>Cantar de Gesta del Mio Pinocho:</i><br /><i><br /></i><br />"Pinocho fue a pescar,<br />al río Guadalquivir,<br />se le calló la caña y pescó con la nariz".<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-4389587031271562714?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-21413561345902168882010-11-08T02:48:00.000-08:002010-11-08T02:49:39.645-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TNfS_T8AfJI/AAAAAAAAArg/U8jwkqP5G_o/s1600/roedor10.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TNfS_T8AfJI/AAAAAAAAArg/U8jwkqP5G_o/s320/roedor10.jpg" width="282" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">El pequeño roedor Mariano Worthington XXVI<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 19px;">&nbsp;es rebelde porque el mundo le ha hecho así.</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-2141356134590216888?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-14329382038809589152010-11-04T15:44:00.000-07:002010-11-08T02:42:54.134-08:00<div style="text-align: center;">"¡HURACANES Y TIFONES!"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TNM1SRrUgSI/AAAAAAAAArc/_-PsgzxWk0A/s1600/aves04.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TNM1SRrUgSI/AAAAAAAAArc/_-PsgzxWk0A/s400/aves04.jpg" width="201" /></a></div><br />- El concursante a escogido el sobre número tres. Atención, Juanjo, pregunta.<br />- Pues si, Jordi: he aquí, en la imágen adjunta, al cuñado del Capitán Vinagre.... ¿Sabrían decirnos en qué atrocidad de serie televisiva aparecía dicho capitán?<br /><br /><b>ATENCIÓN PISTAS:</b><br />Con poco más de cuatro dibujos repetidos todo el rato, se hicieron los 91 capítulos de la serie.<br />Más inquietante que "Twin Peaks". Más adictiva que "Lost", la droga mala y los caramelos balsámicos de "La Asturiana". Personajes más carismáticos que "House", el Rey Juan Carlos, Obama y todos los personajes que ha interpretado Clint Eastwood a lo largo de su vida, juntos y multiplicados por dos. Más bonita que el principio de "Up". No salen ñus. Y un largo etcétera que sólo haría ayudaría a crear más confusión y extender oscuridad sobre el tema.<br /><br /><b>LA RESPUESTA EN:</b><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVdFAfuK0qQ&amp;feature=player_embedded">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVdFAfuK0qQ&amp;feature=player_embedded</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-1432938203880958915?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-23185083451792133892010-11-03T03:18:00.000-07:002010-11-03T03:20:17.361-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TNE0jmTH24I/AAAAAAAAArY/gyaeF7bmhN8/s1600/roedor04.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TNE0jmTH24I/AAAAAAAAArY/gyaeF7bmhN8/s320/roedor04.jpg" width="288" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">MAPACHE NO ES UN NOMBRE DE TANGO</div>En la imagen adjunta mostramos un ardillo gordo, que sí es un roedor; no así un mapache, que es de otro órden.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-2318508345179213389?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-13440473402453967462010-11-02T05:28:00.000-07:002010-11-02T06:33:06.385-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TNABvXRivgI/AAAAAAAAArU/JTUQ5wrBDYI/s1600/tipejos01.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TNABvXRivgI/AAAAAAAAArU/JTUQ5wrBDYI/s400/tipejos01.jpg" width="260" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">Pegasio (en la foto) opina que el Kas de limón y la Fanta de naranja. Nunca del revés, porque si fuera viceversa:</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: right;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">"Tu piel morena &nbsp;sobre la arena&nbsp;</span></span></div></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: right;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">nadas igual que una sierena.</span></span></div></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: right;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">Tu pelo suelto, modela al viento</span></span></div></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: right;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">cuando te miro, me pongo contento"</span></span></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-1344047340245396746?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-19949433650665176722010-10-31T15:47:00.000-07:002010-10-31T15:47:12.943-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TM3uDJXBmsI/AAAAAAAAArQ/H-yjfczp-SQ/s1600/mitos02.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TM3uDJXBmsI/AAAAAAAAArQ/H-yjfczp-SQ/s320/mitos02.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />- ¡He aquí una de mis víctimas! En su muerte se consuma mi ansia de venganza y se cierra el cielo de mi mísera existencia. Lo maté en agosto, la caló apretaba.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-1994943365066517672?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-34731068871430753092010-10-30T15:08:00.000-07:002010-10-30T15:09:39.619-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TMyVwB2EltI/AAAAAAAAArI/LuE3z92A4xI/s1600/simios03.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TMyVwB2EltI/AAAAAAAAArI/LuE3z92A4xI/s320/simios03.jpg" width="243" /></a></div><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Hoy, el primo segundo de Tarzán nos dice:</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">"Uh uuuuh, aaaaaah aaaiiiiiiiiih ou ou ou" *</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">*(Nota del traductor) "<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">Si tu vecino te gana a arar, tú gánale a escardar".</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-3473106887143075309?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-81076120907093274712010-10-27T11:58:00.000-07:002010-10-27T11:58:12.440-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TMhqJ2XIZSI/AAAAAAAAArE/n-2qthcdwuo/s1600/aves03.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TMhqJ2XIZSI/AAAAAAAAArE/n-2qthcdwuo/s400/aves03.jpg" width="305" /></a></div><div style="text-align: right;">Pato, ganso y ansarón, tres cosas son, y una son: cochino, puerco y lechón.</div><div style="text-align: right;">Y otras tres cosas son mesa, silla y mapache, pero esa es <em>otra historia</em> y debe ser contada en <em>otra</em> ocasión.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-8107612090709327471?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-32409421093459640492010-10-26T11:05:00.000-07:002010-10-26T11:05:43.686-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TMcOCV21pOI/AAAAAAAAArA/KLj04x_PGcU/s1600/roedor01.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TMcOCV21pOI/AAAAAAAAArA/KLj04x_PGcU/s400/roedor01.jpg" width="282" /></a><span style="font-size: large;">&nbsp;</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">RAT-MBO ACORRALADO</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-3240942109345964049?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-91175406851564131772010-10-25T03:40:00.000-07:002010-10-25T03:40:04.489-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TMVeXFCJivI/AAAAAAAAAq8/ZtS5w3rzips/s1600/josephbeuys2+copia.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="283" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TMVeXFCJivI/AAAAAAAAAq8/ZtS5w3rzips/s400/josephbeuys2+copia.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-9117540685156413177?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-36991294599686156642010-10-22T04:53:00.000-07:002010-10-22T10:09:56.319-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TMF8GZFoXmI/AAAAAAAAAqo/_8I9nnQhOn4/s1600/josephbeuys.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="283" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TMF8GZFoXmI/AAAAAAAAAqo/_8I9nnQhOn4/s400/josephbeuys.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Como dijeron los de Camela: dedicado a todas las madres del mundo, porque todo se lo merecen</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-3699129459968615664?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-69009529900394076762010-10-21T09:08:00.000-07:002010-10-21T09:10:34.713-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">-¿Has comido carne de gavilucho?</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">-No, pero me gusta mucho.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TMBlHlj6HeI/AAAAAAAAAqg/pEnVdfYlgeU/s1600/aves01.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="313" nx="true" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TMBlHlj6HeI/AAAAAAAAAqg/pEnVdfYlgeU/s400/aves01.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-6900952990039407676?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-3192704585708890032010-10-20T03:15:00.000-07:002010-10-20T03:15:23.837-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TL7A7MsDE3I/AAAAAAAAAqc/yhzMCCS5hAE/s1600/planetadelosismiosmetro.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TL7A7MsDE3I/AAAAAAAAAqc/yhzMCCS5hAE/s400/planetadelosismiosmetro.jpg" width="283" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-319270458570889003?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-38610844494132071232010-10-18T07:09:00.000-07:002010-10-20T11:27:10.225-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TLxZGtbZ55I/AAAAAAAAAqY/bxVLTHlnup0/s1600/DESAFIOTOTALMETRO.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="283" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TLxZGtbZ55I/AAAAAAAAAqY/bxVLTHlnup0/s400/DESAFIOTOTALMETRO.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Chiste para los que viajan en metro y recuerdan la película Desafío Total, esa joya de los tiros como tomatazos, que otros recordarán por las tretas...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-3861084449413207123?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-33286654102422410812010-10-17T14:51:00.000-07:002010-10-18T07:33:52.476-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TLtIBEoJ8dI/AAAAAAAAAqI/xEs1_4utKMk/s1600/simios02.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TLtIBEoJ8dI/AAAAAAAAAqI/xEs1_4utKMk/s400/simios02.jpg" width="307" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">King Kong <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">x</span> Ann Darrow</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-3328665410242241081?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-400259403388123642010-10-15T02:36:00.000-07:002010-10-18T07:34:23.889-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TLgdzm8-1jI/AAAAAAAAAqE/esTEoyHOgbk/s1600/monstruos01.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TLgdzm8-1jI/AAAAAAAAAqE/esTEoyHOgbk/s400/monstruos01.jpg" width="282" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">El </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Malvado Profesor Rupicaprus</span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"> opina que para aliñar correctamente la ensalada se ha de seguir el siguiente orden:</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><ol><li style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Sal</span></li><li style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Aceite</span></li><li style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Vinagre</span></li></ol><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-40025940338812364?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-87216262691974589542010-10-14T05:04:00.000-07:002010-10-18T07:34:36.237-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TLbwUVW21gI/AAAAAAAAAqA/CAOdBf4RGkA/s1600/roedor03.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TLbwUVW21gI/AAAAAAAAAqA/CAOdBf4RGkA/s400/roedor03.jpg" width="298" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Adorable e infesta criaturita</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-8721626269197458954?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-89467220445276978402010-10-07T08:17:00.000-07:002010-10-18T07:34:52.628-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Supermán contempla a la patrona el día de la romería de Kriptón.</span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"></span><br /><pre><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Super superman</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span></span></div><span style="font-family: arial, tahoma, verdana; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TK3jwZLJpNI/AAAAAAAAAp8/7mZPYk8ETUc/s1600/mitos06.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TK3jwZLJpNI/AAAAAAAAAp8/7mZPYk8ETUc/s400/mitos06.jpg" width="262" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Don’t you understand we love you ?</span></div></span></pre><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-8946722044527697840?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-61101971635793608692010-10-06T11:50:00.001-07:002010-10-18T07:35:12.863-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TKzEjT1VcmI/AAAAAAAAAp4/DDyIeJwDdng/s1600/aves02.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TKzEjT1VcmI/AAAAAAAAAp4/DDyIeJwDdng/s400/aves02.jpg" width="371" /></a></div><br /><span class="Apple-style-span">Era una paloma, punto y coma;&nbsp;que tenía un hijo, punto seguido. Que se fue a marte, punto y aparte.</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span">&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; En un orinal, punto final.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-6110197163579360869?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-85184604756822615262010-10-04T03:53:00.001-07:002010-10-18T07:35:44.951-07:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TKmzLcQcBGI/AAAAAAAAApw/MX2pi3v7RMs/s1600/mitos04.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" height="400" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5524143427091694690" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TKmzLcQcBGI/AAAAAAAAApw/MX2pi3v7RMs/s400/mitos04.jpg" style="display: block; height: 400px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center; width: 287px;" width="287" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Supermán, ya retirado, se entretiene ayudante a los chavales a organizar la romería de Kriptón.</span><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"><pre><span style="font-family: arial, tahoma, verdana; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">Come on to fifty four you Superman!</span></pre><pre><span style="font-family: arial, tahoma, verdana; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"> Super-dancing</span></pre><pre><span style="font-family: arial, tahoma, verdana; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">Super-moving</span></pre><pre><span style="font-family: arial, tahoma, verdana; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, tahoma, verdana; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">Super touching</span></pre><pre><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, tahoma, verdana; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">Super-loving</span></pre></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-8518460475682261526?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-12978585145278533682010-10-01T05:19:00.001-07:002010-10-01T05:40:45.896-07:00<a href="http://venganzabonoba.blogspot.com/search/label/BONOBADA"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 223px; height: 158px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TKXSB1qBDTI/AAAAAAAAAoA/1rj7uonSiII/s320/1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523051447064792370" /></a><a href="http://venganzabonoba.blogspot.com/search/label/DRAMA"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TKXSUcbjZ8I/AAAAAAAAAoI/8Xd-mqWMojI/s320/2.jpg" style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 223px; height: 158px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523051766710757314" /></a><a href="http://venganzabonoba.blogspot.com/search/label/SUJETOS%20INSIGNES"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TKXSkjunCzI/AAAAAAAAAoQ/jh8MRex2hwc/s320/3.jpg" style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 223px; height: 158px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523052043547642674" /></a><a href="http://venganzabonoba.blogspot.com/search/label/CUENTOS"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TKXS12aS8KI/AAAAAAAAAoY/wkF24Hf_S5g/s320/4.jpg" style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 223px; height: 158px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523052340620488866" /></a><a href="http://venganzabonoba.blogspot.com/search/label/AS%C3%8D%20ATEND%C3%8D%20YO%20EN%20CLASE"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TKXS9vNGNrI/AAAAAAAAAog/wvW2tXzOfrg/s320/5.jpg" style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 223px; height: 158px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523052476125034162" /></a><a href="http://venganzabonoba.blogspot.com/search/label/C%C3%93MIC"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TKXTK-e8UAI/AAAAAAAAAoo/9KKasxE_75s/s320/6.jpg" style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 223px; height: 158px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523052703564713986" /></a><a href="http://venganzabonoba.blogspot.com/search/label/CARTELERA"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TKXT0gSBPII/AAAAAAAAAo4/yu5x2aNIV_U/s320/7.jpg" style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 223px; height: 158px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523053417011952770" /></a><a href="http://venganzabonoba.blogspot.com/search/label/ESPACIO%20PUBLICITARIO"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TKXULPKcaaI/AAAAAAAAApA/fMnLU_l_d3I/s320/8.jpg" style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 223px; height: 158px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523053807553767842" /></a><a href="http://venganzabonoba.blogspot.com/search/label/CONSULTORIO%20M%C3%89DICO%20Y%20SENTIMENTAL"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TKXU_2WlxyI/AAAAAAAAApI/FmhgApL1xcQ/s320/9.jpg" style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 223px; height: 158px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523054711426893602" /></a><a href="http://venganzabonoba.blogspot.com/search/label/CIENCIA"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TKXVRFoC_TI/AAAAAAAAApQ/f00dAh38MZg/s320/10.jpg" style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 223px; height: 158px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523055007584419122" /></a><a href="http://venganzabonoba.blogspot.com/search/label/TAROT"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TKXVfpel24I/AAAAAAAAApY/q5TiR5wizCk/s320/11.jpg" style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 223px; height: 158px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523055257726606210" /></a><a href="http://venganzabonoba.blogspot.com/search/label/HOR%C3%93SCOPO"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TKXVvcIveFI/AAAAAAAAApg/8CO6AnNouYA/s320/12.jpg" style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 223px; height: 158px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523055529023207506" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-1297858514527853368?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-42246841209341158912010-09-29T09:31:00.000-07:002010-09-29T09:36:34.510-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TKNqHZeg8II/AAAAAAAAAnQ/vrQecLJZxro/s1600/roedor02.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 373px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TKNqHZeg8II/AAAAAAAAAnQ/vrQecLJZxro/s400/roedor02.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5522374243416862850" /></a><br /><div><b>ROEDORES</b>: Esas adorables y repugnantes alimañas.</div><div style="text-align: right;">En la imagen adjunta, un esquilo antes de formar parte de un sabroso arroz.</div><div style="text-align: right;"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-4224684120934115891?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-49310793477327249402010-09-28T02:39:00.000-07:002010-09-28T03:12:58.425-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Superman, el hombre de tetracero</span></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TKG67ON9rsI/AAAAAAAAAnI/pQuMq7CPTSM/s1600/mitos01.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 353px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TKG67ON9rsI/AAAAAAAAAnI/pQuMq7CPTSM/s400/mitos01.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521900144724651714" /></a><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-4931079347732724940?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-75940815606933023022010-09-27T05:45:00.000-07:002010-09-27T10:57:39.845-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TKCSHTceCOI/AAAAAAAAAlc/pSiJa7fzmus/s1600/simios01.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 314px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TKCSHTceCOI/AAAAAAAAAlc/pSiJa7fzmus/s400/simios01.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521573797332650210" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Nueva serie dedicada a todos los dibujos en márgenes de cuadernos y páginas de atrás durante mis años de estudiante. Un viaje introspectivo al mundo de la distracción más allá de la puerta de Tannhäuser... </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>ASÍ ATENDÍ YO EN CLASE</b></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-7594081560693302302?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-27031851604949345922010-09-06T04:58:00.000-07:002010-09-08T11:09:30.396-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TITbEHvebII/AAAAAAAAAk8/YaKEBYIzRlk/s1600/cabarra1.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TITbEHvebII/AAAAAAAAAk8/YaKEBYIzRlk/s400/cabarra1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5513772707652463746" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TITc4th_jkI/AAAAAAAAAlM/8rDbo4IBjFE/s1600/cabarra2.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 283px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TITc4th_jkI/AAAAAAAAAlM/8rDbo4IBjFE/s400/cabarra2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5513774710661287490" border="0" /></a><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Cuando reconozco a una cabarra en mi prójimo, </span></div><div style="text-align: right;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">sólo entonces soy un hombre</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-2703185160494934592?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-17098031000150617042010-08-15T07:02:00.000-07:002010-08-15T07:13:51.083-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TGfzqEidBQI/AAAAAAAAAks/AYm0p2QtnJM/s1600/quetepuentingtarantino.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TGfzqEidBQI/AAAAAAAAAks/AYm0p2QtnJM/s400/quetepuentingtarantino.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5505636973582025986" /></a><br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">- ¿Sabes esas armas tan raras que usaba la tortuga ninja Raphael?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">- Si, eso que tenía como tres pinchos... ¿por qué?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">- Porque así colgados boca abajo, nos parecemos.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: right;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Go ninja! go ninja! go!</span></div><div style="text-align: right;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Go ninja! go ninja! go!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-1709803100015061704?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-27689457095667602392010-08-14T09:07:00.000-07:002010-08-15T06:59:02.722-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TGbEF5CCKqI/AAAAAAAAAkk/GRtuzJZRrms/s1600/granglenglinglonglun.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TGbEF5CCKqI/AAAAAAAAAkk/GRtuzJZRrms/s400/granglenglinglonglun.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5505303199994751650" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">"Espinete ha muerto; a causa de su compasión por los hombres ha muerto Espinete"</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-2768945709566760239?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-69927139085481527892010-07-01T05:50:00.000-07:002010-09-27T06:18:10.975-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 11"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 11"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CWindows%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><o:smarttagtype namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" name="PersonName"></o:smarttagtype><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:hyphenationzone>21</w:HyphenationZone> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> <w:dontgrowautofit/> </w:Compatibility> <w:browserlevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:latentstyles deflockedstate="false" latentstylecount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if !mso]><object classid="clsid:38481807-CA0E-42D2-BF39-B33AF135CC4D" id="ieooui"></object> <style> st1\:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) } </style> <![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Font Definitions */ @font-face {font-family:"Arial Unicode MS"; 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font-family: arial; ">o cocinar… <b>TORTILLA DE PATATAS.</b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><b>Ingredientes:</b></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">成分</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Necesitaremos patatas, cebolla, huevo, sal y aceite.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" > <br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; "><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TKCYShk65xI/AAAAAAAAAmc/binXukxPJWE/s400/1+color.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 286px; height: 400px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521580587174520594" /></span></span></div></span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">En la imagen adjunta, el sobrino bastardo de David Carradine le está contando una milonga sobre un tigre a Pat (que está haciendo ejercicios de estiramientos de dedo), la cual no tiene nada que ver con nuestra receta.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><b>Modo de preparación:</b></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">準備</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Cogemos una sartén grande… a diferencia de otras </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; font-family: arial; ">recetas (ejemplo: ensalada), en la tortilla da igual hacer de más, porque sobrar no va a sobrar, ya que volveremos a recurrir a ella a media tarde (esta vez entre pan y pan) y si no, para cenar.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Ahora os vamos a revelar el secreto mejor guard</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; font-family: arial; ">ado de los monjes budistas de las montañas de Peñarrubia… la fórmula matemática para calcular cuántas patatas pelar</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><b>ATENCIÓN</b> esta fórmula matemática tiene multitud de variantes,</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; font-family: arial; ">siendo la principal el tamaño de las patatas… pero como la receta no es para hacer tortilla, si no un tortillón, avisamos de nuevo en pillar una buena </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; font-family: arial; ">sartén.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><div style="text-align: left;"><b>Fórmula empírica:</b></div></span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Si es para dos, coger dos por barba y añadir una más gorda que la más grande que tengamos.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Si la tortilla es para tres o cuatro personas coger tres patatas por persona y después quitar la más gorda.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Si es para más personas, seguid este punto proporcionalmente.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Si no se entiende algún punto de esta fórmula, calcular a ojo.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Ahora viene calcular los huevos. Según los huevos, dividiremos a las tortillas de patatas en dos categorías:</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">- Tortilla valiente ¡echándole huevos!</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">- La tortilla del obrero, de mucha patata y poco huevo.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Nosotros le echaremos muchos huevos, no por la machada antes descrita, sino porque como dicen en las montañas del Nepal… ¡Que no “haiga”</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; font-family: arial; ">miseria!</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">La docena que trae la caja… allá que va, o cas</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; font-family: arial; ">i, no conviene gastarlos todos, hay que dejar dos por si un día venimos con hambre y recurrimos a los huevos fritos (próximamente en venganza bonoba).</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><b>Pelamos las patatas mientras nos repetimos el siguiente chacra:</b></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">“A bailar el pericote, a bailar el pericote</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">A bailar el pericote como lo bailaba güelu,</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Como lo bailaba güelu, como lo bailaba güelu,</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Como lo bailaba Juan de rodillas en es suelu”</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Puede que tras repetir esta escena bastantes veces, consigamos llegar al nirvana.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Cogemos la sartén y echamos bien de aceite (de oliva, que vale para otra vez, y del suave, para que no sepa muy fuerte, aunque aquí por gusto</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">s) y ech</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; font-family: arial; ">amos un buen chorrazo, en la sartén… sin piedad, porque este aceite sobrante nos va a servir para otro día freír las patatas que van a acompañar a los huevos fritos (próximamente en venganza bonoba) ¡OJO! Calcula a ídem no pasarte de aceite, que si no cuando eches las patatas, va a desbordar y la vas a liar gordísima.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Calentamos el aceite, suavemente para que nos de tiempo a picar las patatas.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""> <br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TKCYAD-K3QI/AAAAAAAAAmU/kdv98QflL0o/s400/2+color.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 286px; height: 400px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521580269989715202" /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">En la imagen, el sobrino bastardo de David Carradine, va a dar un pedrolo en toda la cepa la oreja a Morita, ya que el alegre y desenfadado Pat, le ha mandado pelar y picar las patatas. Nótese su gesto de furia, simbolizado por unos peque</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; font-family: arial; ">ños rayitos, fruto de que no ha repetido el chacra correctamente.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Picamos las patatas. Ojo no nos demoremos, que h</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; font-family: arial; ">emos dejado</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> el aceite calentando suavemente; si vemos que se nos va a quemar, ¡apagadlo, corcho! En el proceso del picado de las patatas ya interviene la imaginación de cada uno, más grandes, más pequeñas cuadraditos. Yo personalmente, las meto dos tajos perpendiculares a lo largo, y tras eso las voy picando haciendo cachos más grandes y más pequeños, pero sin esmerarme demasiado.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TKCXqq_QRcI/AAAAAAAAAmM/c-yLYqODk_M/s320/Sin+t%C3%ADtulo-1.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 190px; height: 320px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521579902506124738" /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; font-family: arial; "><b>Ahora un briconsejo de Confucio-Pat Morita para estos menesteres:</b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">"Cuando se pican las patatas, entonces la voluntad se hace sincera; cuando la voluntad es sincera, entonces se corrige el corazón; cuando se corrige el corazón, </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; font-family: arial; ">entonces se cultiva la vida personal; cuando se cultiva la vida personal, entonces se regula la vida familiar; cuando se regula la vida familiar, entonces la vida nacional tiene orden; y cuando la vida nacional tiene orden, entonces hay paz en este mundo. Desde el emperador hasta los hombres comunes, todos deben considerar el picar patatas como la raíz o fundamento".</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Una vez picadas y habiéndose conseguido la paz mundial las echaremos en la sartén.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><b>Friendo patatas, another brick in the wall.</b></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Nos dispondremos a freír las patatas… de este proceso se encarga el aceite caliente. Nosotros nos limitaremos a ir dándolas vueltas de vez en cuando para que se hagan bien y todas por igual.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">¿Qué hay que conseguir? Freír las patatas.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">¿Cómo lo hace un maestro Ninja? Pues un maestro Ninja no sé, pero para tortilla </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; font-family: arial; ">a mí me gusta que queden bien echas, pero blanducas, no fritas y crujientes, como sería el ideal para “huevos fritos con patatas” (próximamente en venganza bonoba)</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Para ello, hay que darlas bien de vueltas, otros bajan el fuego, pero a mí me gusta que tenga bien de potencia sexual, para que, aun blandas estén bien hechas y no muy recocidas.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">El punto justo lo dará el gusto personal y la experiencia.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Mientras se fríen, da tiempo a ir fregando los cacharros (si, de vez en cuando no viene mal, personalmente yo reservo esta labor sólo a cuando hago tortilla de patatas) interrumpiendo continuamente este quehacer para ir dando vuelta a las patatas.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><b>IMPORTANTE</b>: mientras se están friendo, no conviene leer el horóscopo </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; font-family: arial; ">de venganza bonoba, que como te pongas enfrente del ordenador, te entretienes, te entretienes… empiezas que si tal, que si cual, que si no sé qué video del youtube y ¡hale! Se te quemaron las patatas.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">En vez de eso, aprovecharemos este rato para batir los huevos. Cogemos un recipiente con capacidad para el mejunje de huevos y patatas que vamos a conseguir (las ensaladeras nacieron para esto, no para la ensalada) y vamos partiendo huevos y echando allá lo de dentro.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Si cae una cáscara hay que meter los dedapios y quitarla, porque luego comiendo nos sale una tortilla crujiente, y la tortilla crujiente sólo es aceptable en la versión almuerzo playero de la misma. No es tarea fácil recoger el casquito de huevo que ha caído… se nada entre las claras de los huevos y parece ser repelido por los dedos, una vez trincado, tenderá a volver a la masa citoplasmática de los huevos, así que es posible que se nos vuelva a e</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; font-family: arial; ">scurrir de los huevos justo al intentar llegar a la superficie.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Ahora llega la hora de batir: tenedor en mano, la otra en la ensaladera, y hala, darle caña cual símil zafio y grosero que estamos pensando.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">TRUCO: os habréis fijado (sé que no) en que no he echado sal a las patatas friendo. Esto es porque una vez me dijo uno que luego queda la sal en el aceite y para otra vez, ya está el aceite salado. Yo me lo creí. En vez de eso, echo la sal a los huevos antes de batirlo, porque a la hora de menearlos, esta ayuda a desmigajarlos y quedan más finamente batidos.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><b>TRUCO LAMENTABLE:</b> si tienes poca mano, o antebrazo, usa la batidora, pero has de saber que serás un tipo triste por ello, que no sabe ni batir unos huevos, así que más vale que no se lo digas a nadie que lo has hecho.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Reservamos los huevos batidos.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Las patatas ya están fritas al punto deseado ¡CHAN CHAN CHAN CHAAAAN!</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Cogemos un recipiente de metal para echar el aceite sobrante de la sar</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; font-family: arial; ">tén. Escurrimos allí todo el aceite y dejamos sólo en la sartén el que haya quedado impregnado en las paredes interiores de la misma. Si el teflón es bueno, bastará, que tampoco gusta que quede la tortilla aceitosa.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Echamos las patatas a los huevos batidos y (como hace Pat Morita) espachurra unas cuantas patatas contra las paredes del recipiente para que se hagan un poco de masa. Pero, cuidado, no todas, que también gusta encontrarse trozos de patata en la tortilla, no una tortilla uniforme. Removemos bien la mezcla-mejunje-masa de patatas &amp; huevo.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">La sartén la dejamos en el fuego y acto seguido para allá que va el mejunje art-attack tortillil.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> Un glan mago del oliente, kin, kan, kun el adivino me enseño su glan secleto qu</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; font-family: arial; ">e ela el super disco chino. También me explicó que la tortilla buena tenía que estar bien echa por fuera y jugosa por dentro… y ¿Cómo hacemos eso? Dando potencia sexual al fuego, bien fuerte. Esto hará que se haga rápidamente por fuera y selle un interior más jugosote.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Hacemos la tortilla por un lado, conviene menear la sartén para que esté suelta y no se adhiera mucho a ella, además de esperecer bien el huevo líquido y que no hagamos una marranada a la hora de dar la vuelta. Cuando huela bien (a estar hecha), hay que darla la vuelta. Si nos huele agradablemente no hay que pensar que por más rato va a oler mejor, si huele a quemado, procedimiento a dar la vuelta de emergencia, que igual salvamos algo. Lo bueno de la tortilla es que si obramos con velocidad nos avisa antes de liarla.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Y ahora el momento que todos esperamos y que los estudiantes, solterones, renegados, etcétera, más temen: EL MOMENTO DE DAR LA VUELTA A LA TORTILLA</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">(Aquí nos e han visto los efectos especiales, pero se ha de leer en voz alta, con voz siniestra imaginando que estamos en blanco y negro, con una iluminación nadir y rayos y truenos desde la ventana, en la cual asoman unos árboles de cañas retorcidas y sin hoja</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; font-family: arial; ">s)</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">No hay que temer este momento, si se duda, ¡adiós! Si, es fácil decirlo, pero es verdad. El mejor símil comparable que me viene en mente es Edgar Torronteras (no soy un entendido, me sonaba por un videojuego) a punto de dar una voltereta en un salto con la moto: tiene que saltar girar en el aire 360º y caer de pié. Tiene que ir con convicción, si duda y en vez de 360º, da 180º, el estacazo es monumental. Pues aquí lo mismo, con convicción, no pensar en las consecuencias ¡nah! ¡Sin miedo! ¡Siempre está el telepizza si nos cargamos la comida! ¡</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; font-family: arial; ">Hale!</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">No os voy a pedir que deis la vuelta a la tortilla solo usando nuestra habilidad cogiendo la sartén por el mango… una cosa es perder el miedo y otra muy distinta, tener que llamar definitivamente al telepizza para saciar nuestra hambre, mientras se nos cae una lagrimilla de frotación viendo la tortilla desparramada por es suelo mientras pensamos “¡con lo bien que me estaba quedando!”</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Lo que menos toca en este momento es desmotivar… pero no nos podemos ir sin mostrar la figura adjunta en al cual el sobrino bastardo de David Carradine, llora terriblemente arrepentido tras caérsele la tortilla. Observen atentos el gesto de impasividad de Pat Morita al enterarse de que hoy no comían. Investigadores de la Universidad de Illinois piensan a que en este momento Pat dormía de pie, y que se dio cuenta más tarde; por otro la</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; font-family: arial; ">do científicos de la NASA creen que se debe a que ya había asumido la noticia y ese rostro se debe a estar intentando recordar el número del telepizza.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TKCW1u8wcvI/AAAAAAAAAl8/JB9wxo6n9CY/s400/3+color.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 286px; height: 400px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521578993036325618" /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><b> <br /></b></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><b>Método a seguir, en cinco pasos:</b></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">1.- Mano derecha en mango de sartén.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">2.- Mano izquierda en base de plato grande como circunferencia de sartén, el cual la está tapando.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">3.- Nos apartamos de los fuegos, para coger espacio. Cogemos aire. Contamos: uno…. Dos… y…</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">4.- ¡Zas! Le hemos dado la vuelta con un movimiento shao-lín rápido y decisivo.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">5.- Tenemos tortilla en plato, la dejamos escurrir suavemente sobre la sartén mientras, aliviados, dejamos soltar el aire.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Dejamos que la tortilla se haga por este lado. </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Nota: este lado tarda menos en hacerse que el otro.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Cuando parezca que está hecha (vamos meneando para que no se pegue) la dejamos escurrir sobre el plato (viceversa del anterior paso cinco), ya no hace falta currarnos otra vez lo de dar la vuelta, a menos que esté muy quemada (o muy cruda) por una cara, en la que siempre recurriremos al comodín de la cara B de la tortilla.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><b>ZEN-CONSEJO FINAL:</b></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">A pesar del hambre y el ansia por comerla: conviene esperar un poco a que coja el sabor, ya que si está que arde no nos gustará tanto, además de podernos quemar el paladar.</span></span></span></p></span><p></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-6992713908548152789?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-79577379294584748442010-06-21T04:30:00.000-07:002010-06-21T04:39:55.986-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>DON ALTAVOZ: Doctor, le anuncio su <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">prejubilación</span>. <div>DOCTOR: Pero si usted es un altavoz.</div><div>DON. ALTAVOZ: Don Altavoz para usted, farsante.</div><div><br /></div><div><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TB9OUJGKqPI/AAAAAAAAAjs/zjuO4m_43nw/s400/2.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 286px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485188979106687218" /></div><div><br /><div style="text-align: right;">Tras esto, Don Altavoz tiró de la máscara de piel humana de Doctor, revelando que tras su atractivo rostro se ocultaba un aspecto de reptil de "V"</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-7957737929458474844?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-34540612345436061412010-06-17T09:33:00.000-07:002010-06-17T09:43:37.112-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>MARCIANO: 870143'6¡ ¿89142' 37 '61'09 ? 584'091 787070987943<div>DOCTOR: Yes, I am</div><div><br /></div><div><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TBpPvEdkSHI/AAAAAAAAAjk/Hd9aIjKqsqM/s400/8.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 297px; height: 400px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5483783166347200626" /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-3454061234543606141?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-9295961069154939922010-06-16T14:32:00.000-07:002010-06-16T15:02:01.393-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">DOCTOR:</span> A mi burro a mi burro le duele la cabeza el médico le ha dado jarabe de cerveza...<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">DESCEREBREIQUER:</span> ¡Doctor que se me salen los sesos!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">DOCTOR</span>: Mal médico el que recomendó cerveza para la resaca... ¿desde cuando arrastra el cerebro, aun respetando la gorra?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">DESCEREBREIQUER</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">:</span> Cada vez que estornudo... doblando la esquina, perfumado de albahaca y manzanilla. Se me enciende la luna cuando me miras, pero la gorra no se me cae.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">DOCTOR: </span>Eso va a ser de la alergia... jumh... al estornudar ¿eh?... veamos... ¡Ya está! A mi burro, a mi burro, se le salen los sesos con la tos, el médico le ha dado CERVEZA CAPARRÓS.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">DESCEREBREIQUER:</span> Oh yeah! tengo tu amor, para qué quiero más.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">DOCTOR:</span>¡Eso digo yo!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TBlHCGFIUQI/AAAAAAAAAjc/BMSUGN9r3No/s1600/1.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 290px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TBlHCGFIUQI/AAAAAAAAAjc/BMSUGN9r3No/s400/1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5483492122617729282" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">Mamá, pis</span><br /></div><img src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Administrador/Escritorio/ILUSTRACIONES/HOLY%20DUBS/DUBSTEP%20MADRID/Dibujos%20sueltos/1.jpg" alt="" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-929596106915493992?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-76464664277005764092010-06-14T13:23:00.000-07:002010-06-14T13:24:14.368-07:00<object style="background-image: url(&quot;http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/HK_MjbuG_j0/hqdefault.jpg&quot;);" height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HK_MjbuG_j0&amp;hl=es_ES&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HK_MjbuG_j0&amp;hl=es_ES&amp;fs=1" allowscriptaccess="never" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-7646466427700576409?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-86564035686089678592010-06-12T12:35:00.000-07:002010-06-12T13:03:48.811-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">GARCÍA FERNÁNDEZ:</span> Doctor, me siento walkman.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">DOCTOR:</span> ¿Y qué poderes tiene?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TBPoCAYAJnI/AAAAAAAAAjU/3Q07L9ffcAg/s1600/3.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 328px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TBPoCAYAJnI/AAAAAAAAAjU/3Q07L9ffcAg/s400/3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5481980292598081138" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">MORALEJA: </span>Andar, andar que aún queda el rabo por desollar.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-8656403568608967859?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-45387541534553966262010-06-11T05:24:00.000-07:002010-06-11T05:50:42.536-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><b>LA MELANCÓLICA RADIO QUE AYER SINTONIZABA <i>"LA </i><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"><i>CHORBA</i></span><i> DEL JACINTO"</i></b>: <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Onli</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">yuuuuu</span>, can <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">meic</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">dis</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">guorl</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">sim</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">raiiiiii</span>...<div><b>DOCTOR</b>: Esta sí...</div><div><b>LA MELANCÓLICA RADIO QUE AYER SINTONIZABA <i>"LA </i><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8"><i>CHORBA</i></span><i> DEL JACINTO"</i>:</b> ¡<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Ju</span>-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">já</span>!</div><div><br /></div><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TBIvVgh1QlI/AAAAAAAAAjM/x8dmeTBgXnw/s400/4.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 266px; height: 254px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5481495743018910290" /><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;">Ajenos a todo ello, a <span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 15px; font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:small;">151.800.000</span> kilómetros de allí, la perra <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">Lassie</span> salvaba a un niño de una poderosa red de <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">narcotraficantes</span>.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-4538754153455396626?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-3641478047757381482010-06-10T14:28:00.000-07:002010-06-10T14:41:55.226-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">HOMBRE EXTRAÑO CON AURICULARES Y FLECHA:</span> Doctor, me sale una flecha de la boca... ¿puede ser debido a mis auriculares, o es que estoy encinto?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">DOCTOR:</span> Por San Miguel... que ciento volando.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TBFasDz55VI/AAAAAAAAAjE/rvpKPgIPHYE/s1600/7.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 309px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TBFasDz55VI/AAAAAAAAAjE/rvpKPgIPHYE/s400/7.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5481261934470358354" border="0" /></a><br />Tras escuchar estas palabras, el extraño hombre con auriculares, comprendió que la entrada de <span style="font-style: italic;">venganza bonoba</span> de hoy era bastante peor que la de ayer.<br /><div style="text-align: right;">Mientras, en una antigua radio, sonaba melancólicamente <span style="font-style: italic;">"La Chorba del Jacinto...</span>"<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-364147804775738148?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-90320493494817937422010-06-09T03:37:00.000-07:002010-06-09T03:49:58.877-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">ROBOT CUÑADO DE B9:</span> Doctor, cuando hago el pino durante un buen rato, se me cansan los brazos. ¿Es señal de que he llegado a la pubertad?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">DOCTOR:</span> Hombre... desde luego que más vale pájaro en mano, que patada en las gónadas<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TA9w8Ajh20I/AAAAAAAAAi8/fkJhTNLuM7s/s1600/6.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 347px; height: 377px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/TA9w8Ajh20I/AAAAAAAAAi8/fkJhTNLuM7s/s400/6.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5480723447776664386" border="0" /></a>Tras esta afirmación, el cuñado de B9, comprendió que jamás llegaría a conocer el amor.<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-9032049349481793742?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-3601632133040216622010-05-27T10:01:00.000-07:002010-05-27T10:11:34.502-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/S_6lsUgAHhI/AAAAAAAAAi0/nn8L7mEAigg/s1600/marciana.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 350px; height: 293px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/S_6lsUgAHhI/AAAAAAAAAi0/nn8L7mEAigg/s400/marciana.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5475996377764863506" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-size:180%;">jmmmh....</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-360163213304021662?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-73362513002892362922010-05-13T09:33:00.000-07:002010-05-13T09:51:42.376-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/S-wrobQBc6I/AAAAAAAAAik/gTLJ7RBC0rU/s1600/pixel_frankenstein.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 45px; height: 45px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/S-wrobQBc6I/AAAAAAAAAik/gTLJ7RBC0rU/s200/pixel_frankenstein.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470795620858033058" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >El Adán de su trabajo</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">(refiriéndose así mismo, cuando habla de Víctor Frankenstein)</span><div style="text-align: left;font-family:georgia;"><p style="margin-left: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em;"><span class="eLema"><b>adán</b></span><span class="eLema"><b>.</b></span></p><p style="margin-left: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em;"><span class="eEtimo"> (<a>Del</a> <a title="latín, latino o latina">lat.</a> <a>bíblico</a> <i>Adam,</i></span><span class="eEtimo"> y este <a>del</a> <a title="hebreo">hebr.</a> <i>ādām</i>, Adán, personaje bíblico).</span></p><p style="margin-left: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em;"><a name="0_1"></a><span class="eOrdenAcepLema"><b> 1. </b></span><span class="eAbrv"> <span class="eAbrv" title="nombre masculino">m.</span></span><span class="eAbrv"> <span class="eAbrv" title="coloquial">coloq.</span></span><span class="eAcep"> Hombre desaliñado, sucio o haraposo.</span></p><p style="margin-left: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em;"><a name="0_2"></a><span class="eOrdenAcepLema"><b> 2. </b></span><span class="eAbrvNoEdit"> <span class="eAbrvNoEdit" title="nombre masculino">m.</span></span><span class="eAbrv"> <span class="eAbrv" title="coloquial">coloq.</span></span><span class="eAcep"> Hombre apático y descuidado.</span></p><p style="margin-left: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em; text-align: right;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span></p><div style="text-align: right;"><span class="eAcep"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >CONCLUSIÓN: </span></span><br /><span class="eAcep">El monstruo de Frankenstein no es limpio y trabajador.</span></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-7336251300289236292?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-17873834393553397652010-05-11T12:35:00.000-07:002010-05-11T12:38:13.028-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/S-mxsTb283I/AAAAAAAAAhc/JhcShMTGchM/s1600/pixel_hombrelobo.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 45px; height: 45px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/S-mxsTb283I/AAAAAAAAAhc/JhcShMTGchM/s200/pixel_hombrelobo.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470098597107659634" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >Sí.</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-1787383439355339765?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-42807552116376387232010-05-09T03:09:00.000-07:002010-05-09T03:20:02.775-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/S-aKUcFKkXI/AAAAAAAAAhU/Wv29o7PZoEM/s1600/pixel_nosferatu.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 45px; height: 45px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/S-aKUcFKkXI/AAAAAAAAAhU/Wv29o7PZoEM/s200/pixel_nosferatu.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5469210881227919730" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jonathan Richman está impresionada cuando se ven vampiresada</span><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-4280755211637638723?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-10911167796521545842010-05-05T08:37:00.001-07:002010-05-05T08:42:12.580-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/S-GRC2ybyvI/AAAAAAAAAhM/WeEmcoDmrgk/s1600/pixel_momia.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 45px; height: 45px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/S-GRC2ybyvI/AAAAAAAAAhM/WeEmcoDmrgk/s200/pixel_momia.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467810900857309938" /></a><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>momiamomiamomiamomiamomia... ¡MIAU!</b></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-1091116779652154584?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3578392570366889628.post-61815435661591419912010-04-29T14:31:00.000-07:002010-04-29T14:39:27.878-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/S9n8JjEJv8I/AAAAAAAAAhE/C9SNrhQG0pI/s1600/frankendub_color.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 291px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wObjU7t1dV8/S9n8JjEJv8I/AAAAAAAAAhE/C9SNrhQG0pI/s400/frankendub_color.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5465676863752486850" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3578392570366889628-6181543566159141991?l=venganzabonoba.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01674036041573570513noreply@blogger.com2